Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A little housekeeping...

Ok, so I've not been the most consistent of bloggers lately. I've been on the road, but I won't use that as an excuse.

In the interest of economy, I will now update two items in one post:

Chuck Norris Fact o' The Week
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!

Liam Quote o' The Week
-Ak-to-wok-te-duct! (Pronounced pretty much as it sounds, his word for Aqueduct)


Thursday, April 17, 2008

Chuck Norris Fact o' the Week

Chuck Norris has no "ctrl" button on his computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Chuck Norris Fact o' the Week

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Chuck Norris Fact o' the Week

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.